The Generator Blog

The Generator Blog is not about those machines used to change mechanical energy into electrical energy, you remember those things that used to slow your pushbike down to two miles an hour at night while creating enough light to… well look dim. No, it’s about software that creates software. Software to play around and have fun with.

Whats that? You want samples?
OK. There’s the Corporate Gibberish Generator.
Enter a name and click ‘Generate’ to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus/ransom note/Recording Industry Luddite cease and desist letter. A sample…
“ThatchSpace World Domination Inc., we think we know how to drive ultra-seamlessly. Think out-of-the-box. Think enterprise. Think frictionless, short-term, wireless. But don’t think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for managing unplanned-for technologies? The users factor is blog-based. A company that can deploy correctly will (eventually) be able to cultivate defiantly. What does it really mean to generate “cyber-strategically”? A company that can visualize easily will (eventually) be able to visualize easily. The capacity to integrate virtually leads to the aptitude to seize strategically. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not granular. We think we know that if you architect perfectly then you may also incentivize holisticly. Do you have a strategy to become holistic?”

What The????????? (makes as much sense as the Recording Industry Luddites)

And another favourite is the Emo Band Name Generator .

sky like confessional or
cold with trio or
you get the idea (actually thats not one but it should be. Hmmm)

And (I hasten to add) the Weblog Name Generator was not used to create ThatchSpace

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